Things You Probably Didn't Need to Know

Sometimes I can really develop child-like habits. For example I get food fixations. Sometimes when I find a food that I like I eat large quantities over a long period of time. I'm not talking about junk food or unhealthy foods either I'm talking vegetables and what not. I know that I do this so I have to monitor what I buy at the grocery store. I know what foods trigger this and will allow myself to have them in moderation. Sometimes I find new foods and the cycle begins again. Now you might be thinking why is this a bad thing if it's healthy food? Not all food that is good for you produces good results. Junior year of college a certain roommate (name withheld to protect individual from possible embarrassment) and I ate large quantities of Asparagus for a few weeks. Despite the fact that asparagus is expensive it has another downfall. Consuming too much asparagus makes your urine stink. I know gross. The healthy aspects of it give your urine a nice acetone smell. You pretty much pee nail polish remover. I've also learned that white grape juice is large quantities turns your pee bright green. I love white grape juice so much that I can't even buy it. I used to drink a minimum of 2 gallons of the stuff a week. That is until I started peeing highlighter fluid. My latest conclusion, broccoli not only turns your pee green but it makes it smell too. I've recently been consuming too much broccoli come to find.
This concludes the things you probably didn't need to know portion of my blog!