Putting a Message on Your Bumper

I hate when people put stupid bumper stickers on their car. I'll admit when I got my first car it had a ton of bumper stickers on my car. I was 16 it was a mistake and I admit it. I hate when I see the bumper stickers that say: MARRIAGE = then has a man and a women figure! I want to pull up next to them and say congratulations on being a fuckin' fuck but I don't. I hate religion on bumpers Jesus fish, Catholics rock, Jesus loves you and do I, blah blah blah. It's crazy that these bumper stickers go hand and hand you know I hate gays but love Jesus. When I drive behind these people I think about crashing into the back of their car and yelling Jesus didn't love you enough to stop you from getting hit now did he?

On the other hand I stayed home from work today because once again my uterus has decided that we aren't friends again this month. I just want to be healthy for once is that too much to ask?