Manic Monday

So it was back to work today and I had no ambition what so ever. I threw on jeans and an over sized tee-shirt aka the most unprofessional attire I could fine. My supervisor should have sent me home but instead she merely stated "nice of you to roll out of bed and put on some shoes." I could have had a come back but I do in fact wear this shirt to bed sometimes so I let it slide. Seeing as how she walks around the office barefoot all day I figured I had one up on her. She didn't really care and I didn't either. It then went on with witty banter and a reference made by her implying my dream job was prostitution. This is my job! I love my supervisor and the fact that if anyone even dare wear the horrendous outfit I had on today they would have been sent home to change.
It was rainy and cloudy all weekend and of course as soon as I opened my eyes this morning the sun was brightly shining and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. I love how GOD plays these evil tricks on me. Not to mention the fact J was up to their old tricks again. I haven't complained about J in a while because their ego has been deflated but J is rearing to go again. Today I ordered out lunch (which I never do) and didn't consult J to see if they would be ordering out lunch. I'm sorry should I have posted an office wide email to all 250 employees stating "I am ordering lunch have you seen J? I wanted to alert J in case my lunch order is not up to par or J would like me to place their order." Then B and I went out for a mid-afternoon coffee and did not include J because we wanted to talk just us. J immediately stormed up to us upon our return and demanded why we didn't offer to pick them up a coffee or invite them. Hello...... we went out alone for a reason. No office gossip is safe with J!
Tomorrow is a new day and I think I'll actually get dressed in professional attire. I think I will also try to push J's buttons slightly for my shear amusement. I am evil!