Things that Make My Blood Pressure Rise

It's been a while since I last posted as my life has been crazy. The end of the semester is drawing near which means I am scrambling to get all of my work done. Of course Salve isn't offering ANY courses I can take this summer so I am forced to take a break from school since I started senior year. It's a much needed break but finishing up my masters would be an even better thing. So in the last few weeks I have come up with another list of things that "bother" me. I encounter people on a daily basis that annoy the hell out of me for one reason or another. Where I encounter these people will remain a mystery as I do not want to incriminate myself. Some of these people have been given nicknames and others are just who they are.
I'll start with "Stone Face Killa" this person never fucking cracks a smile. It's like if they did smile their entire face would fall off and crumble to the ground. This person fucking stares at me constantly with absolutely no affect. I have managed to get a few, and I mean few, smirks and even once a laugh. This person is so god damn miserable I want to tell them to throw themself off a fucking bridge.
Then there is the high and mighty one or so they think. Now this person has bright orange hair like a clown. I kid you not. They wear clothing the pretty much color coordinates with their hair and then to top it off their shoes and lipstick match. This wouldn't be a problem if they had hair that falls in the color spectrum of normal.
I also have my own personal stalker (not like how I stalk Arbusto). I have never met a more needy person in my entire life! Apparently I am this person's only friend and they feel the need to call me a million times a day and on the weekend. They beg me to hang out with them to no end and through tantrums when I don't. I would like to add in this person is an adult which makes their behavior completely irritating. Anthony refers to this person as my BFF ummm not so much. It's a fatal attraction situation and I'm feeling crowded.
That's all I have for now. I have plenty of gripes to share with all of you but I'll limit them to this one entry unless something really important or riveting occurs.