Living on the edge of...........Insanity

I should be doing homework yet again but this is more fun..... It's funny cause someone asked me how I know people even read the crap I write. I told them I don't but this is a good way to just bitch and moan without imposing it on anyone who doesn't want to hear it. Work has been good and very time consuming. I love my job but Jesus I need to rest. I can't wait until Good Friday cause I'm gonna get paid to sleep in and watch tv all day. I'll make sure DCF gets the most for their money that day.
I got in an argument with our ergonomics (if that's how you spell it) department the other day because they came and tried to rearrange my desk. Apparently the way I sit is not conducive to my work environment and when I get old my back blah blah blah. I kindly explained to them I already have a bad back so leave me the F alone. She pretty much threatened to tell my supervisor on me if I didn't play by her rules. I told her fine and I went and told my supervisor on myself. Play by these rules bitch! She was even bitching about the kind of pens I write with. Umm... you get paid 75 G's to complain about pens. So I politely asked Ms. Ergonom-Bitch what pens I should be using. She told me the fat pens like Dr. Grip or whatever....hmm I have an idea: Why don't I buy a box of fat crayons and use those like I'm four! I told her that since I have opposable thumbs I'd be sticking to my Pentel Extra Fine Point Black Ink Ballpoint. After consuming 45 minutes of my precious time and making my blood pressure rise she left me alone and warned me she'd be back to see me in two weeks. I told her I'd be busy not to bother.
Linus went to the vet today cause the security tag he ate as a snack hadn't yet surfaced. He was x-rayed and his stomach was empty we must have missed it somewhere along the way. I can't say I've been examining his poop the way I should since, well, I don't really enjoy looking at cat crap. He is healthy as a horse or a 10 month old kitten who eats everything from carpet lint to gummy bears and shiny objects. I have a special cat if you know what I mean. If he were a kid he's be riding the short blue bus to school.