Professional Pause

Nothing too exciting has happened in lately. Linus still has not produced the security tag that he swallowed on Sunday. Work has been crazy lately and it is only going to get crazier. I understand why it's common nature for people to lie to me about their families. Every family automatically assumes I'm there to remove their children, break up their home, and eventually be the bane of their existence. None of which is true of course. Honestly if DCF showed up at my door I'd tell them to go fuck themselves and slam the door in their face. I however would not tell blatetent obvious lies to my worker. For example I have a women who told me her husband was her neighbor. Hmmm then why is their a picture of your neighbor on your coffee table? And why are you dry humping him in the picture? How stupid do I look? (rhetorical question) It baffles me and pisses me the hell off when people lie to me. It's times like that when I wish I had a professionalism pause button. I could pause "professional Kristi" and then I could bitch slap the liar and unpause the situation. It could work in any scenario really. If anyone knows of a way that I could do this let me know.