Just Give Me a Mud Hut

So remember when I talked about how I am ALWAYS losing power? Well today something new happened. We lost water. Yes WATER! Losing power is bad but losing water is worse. I feel like I live in a third world country. At least the people you see on TV have a stream that runs through their village. I mean who cares if it's invested with malaria. Actually we do have a lake that's polluted so you could rank us right up there with the common villager. The only thing I am lacking is the mud hut instead of the plush, water-less, power-less condo in which I live. Feel free to send us 10 cents a day that's all it will take to sponsor us. On that money we can eat, get badly needed medical attention, and an education. In return you will receive letters and pictures from us.